FEMA Determines How Bad a Hurricane Is By Checking if The Waffle House Is Open [Irene]

This seems lifted from The Onion but it's not. According to the WSJ, FEMA Administrator Craig Fugate uses a 'Waffle House Index' to help him determine how destructive a hurricane has been to an area. If a Waffle House is closed, you're probably screwed. More »

Source: http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/hzA-jNhlyuI/fema-judges-how-bad-a-hurricane-is-by-checking-if-the-waffle-house-is-open

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